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A Dozen
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Going To Say
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HOW HUMOR CAN HELP YOUR SERMON:
  • Arouse interest and keep your congregation attentive
  • Emphasize key points and ideas
  • Make your message more memorable
  • Keep non-committable members attending
  • Make your sermons much more entertaining
  • Lighten up heavy materials (especially when pointing out your congregations' shortcomings)
  • Connect with your congreation and reduce hostility
  • Become more likeable and charismatic
  • Win respect and integrity
  • More importantly, congregations expect it!


WHAT FUNNY SERMONS CAN DO FOR YOU:

  • Current Humor: Current humorous news, topical jokes and topical one-liners to be used in that coming sermon.
  • Anecdotes and Illustrations: Both Humorous and Non-Humorous Anedotes and Illustrations to use in your weekly sermon.
 

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Lectionary Themes for July 5th 2009 
[Year B] 


Leadership Praise
Rejection Power
Boast Weakness

Lectionary Passages for July 5th 2009
[Year B]

Fourth Sunday after Trinity


2 Samuel 5:1-5, 9-10
Psalm 48
Mark 6:1-13
2 Corinthians 12:2-10


Copyright 1992 by the Consultation on Common Texts (CCT). Nashville: Abingdon Press.


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