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11 March 2010
Posted in St. Patrick's Day

Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used

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Another One

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11 March 2010
Posted in St. Patrick's Day

Two Irish men, Pat and Mick, landed a job working at a local sawmill.  Just before

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I'm Leaving

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04 March 2010
Posted in Frustration

Four friends met at a restaurant for lunch.  For quite a while, no one said a word.  Finally

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Two Mistakes

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25 February 2010
Posted in Excuses

One payday, an employee received an unusually large check.  She decided not to say anything about

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Cool Stud

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25 February 2010
Posted in Ministers

Two ministers died and went to heaven.  St. Peter greeted them and

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Closed On Sundays

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11 March 2010
Posted in St. Patrick's Day

Pat had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving.  Late Sunday evening he was found

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Shut My Eyes

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04 March 2010
Posted in Terror

The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked

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Waste Of Time

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04 March 2010
Posted in Cheating

“If he starts to cry, you'll have to leave the theater,” a movie-theater

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Small Steak

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25 February 2010
Posted in Cheating

Ours is a good restaurant,” said the manager.  “If you order an egg, you get the freshest egg in

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The Balcony

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18 February 2010
Posted in Church


“You’re blocking the way, sir,” said the usher to a man sprawled in the aisle of a mega-church.  “Please get up.”

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