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Subject: FunnySermons Daily Christian Humor
Send date: 2008-03-18 08:21:29
Issue #: 127
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Hello [FIRSTNAME],
Today's humorous theme is: Honesty.
A concordance is listed below the anecdote.


Return Stolen Items
The following is a true story.
A repentant burglar returned his loot to its owners, along with a note explaining why: "My priest said I done a wrong."
More than $200, a pair of sunglasses and some golf balls were found Monday morning on the steps of Potthoff Foods Incorporated, a meat wholesaler.
"He took my sunglasses, but I didn't know he took them until I got them back this morning," sales representative Phil Barber said. "You know, I don't think something like this happens that often. It's sort of neat. The guy did wrong, but he tried to make it right."
The break-in at Potthoff's happened late Friday or early Saturday. The thief pried open a door and rummaged through some desks.
Potthoff officials said they're not going to depend on the honesty of thieves' nature in the future.
"We are adding an extra security system today," Barber said.


Concordance for honesty:

1. 1 Samuel 17:28 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...demanded. "What about those few sheep you're supposed to be taking care of? I know about your pride and dishonesty. You just want to see the battle!" ...

2. Psalm 32:2 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Yes, what joy for those whose record the Lord has cleared of sin, whose lives are lived in complete honesty!

3. Psalm 51:6 (view chapter)
(NLT)
But you desire honesty from the heart, so you can teach me to be wise in my inmost being.

4. Psalm 27:11 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Teach me how to live, O Lord. Lead me along the path of honesty, for my enemies are waiting for me to fall.

5. Psalm 25:21 (view chapter)
(NLT)
May integrity and honesty protect me, for I put my hope in you.

6. Proverbs 11:1 (view chapter)
(NLT)
The Lord hates cheating, but he delights in honesty.

7. Proverbs 11:3 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Good people are guided by their honesty; treacherous people are destroyed by their dishonesty.

8. Proverbs 11:5 (view chapter)
(NLT)
The godly are directed by their honesty; the wicked fall beneath their load of sin.

9. Proverbs 28:16 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Only a stupid prince will oppress his people, but a king will have a long reign if he hates dishonesty and bribes.

10. Jeremiah 5:3 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Lord, you are searching for honesty. You struck your people, but they paid no attention. You crushed them, but they refused to turn from sin. They are determined, with faces set like stone; they have

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