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Subject: FunnySermons Daily Christian Humor
Send date: 2008-03-19 08:28:19
Issue #: 128
Content:
Hello [FIRSTNAME],
Today's humorous theme is: Truth.
A concordance is listed below the anecdote.


Like A Preacher
In a Kansas court a witness, a tall awkward fellow, was called to testify. The counsel for the defense said to him, "Now, sir, stand up and tell your story like a preacher."
"No sir!" roared the judge. "None of that; I want you to tell the truth!"


Concordance for truth:
1. Genesis 42:20 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...t bring your youngest brother back to me. In this way, I will know whether or not you are telling me the truth. If you are, I will spare you." To this they agreed. ...

2. Joshua 7:19 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Then Joshua said to Achan, "My son, give glory to the Lord, the God of Israel, by telling the truth. Make your confession and tell me what you have done. Don't hide it from me."

3. Judges 16:18 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Delilah realized he had finally told her the truth, so she sent for the Philistine leaders. "Come back one more time," she said, "for he has told me everything." So the Philistine leaders returned and

4. 2 Samuel 4:9 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...ecab and Baanah, "As surely as the Lord lives, the one who saves me from my enemies, I will tell you the truth. ...

5. 2 Samuel 7:28 (view chapter)
(NLT)
For you are God, O Sovereign Lord. Your words are truth, and you have promised these good things to me, your servant.

6. 1 Kings 18:10 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...ach time when he was told, 'Elijah isn't here,' King Ahab forced the king of that nation to swear to the truth of his claim. ...

7. 1 Kings 22:16 (view chapter)
(NLT)
But the king replied sharply, "How many times must I demand that you speak only the truth when you speak for the Lord?"

8. 2 Chronicles 18:15 (view chapter)
(NLT)
But the king replied sharply, "How many times must I demand that you speak only the truth when you speak for the Lord?"

9. Nehemiah 6:8 (view chapter)
(NLT)
My reply was, "You know you are lying. There is no truth in any part of your story."

10. Job 36:2 (view chapter)
(NLT)
"Let me go on, and I will show you the truth of what I am saying. For I have not finished defending God!

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