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Subject: FunnySermons Daily Christian Humor
Send date: 2008-03-23 22:46:16
Issue #: 129
Content:

Hello [FIRSTNAME],
Today's humorous theme is: Hate.
A concordance is listed below the anecdote.


 

A Student With Bagpipes
I heard a story recently about a student  named Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye in Scotland who was admitted into the prestigious Oxford University and was living in the hall of residence in his first year there. His clan was so excited that one of their own had made it into the upper class of education, but they were concerned how he would do in "that strange land." After the first month, his mother came to visit.
"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.
"Mother," he replied in his thick brogue, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head against the wall, and he won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams and screams away into the night."
"Oh, Donald! How do you manage to put up with those awful noisy English neighbors?"
"Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."


Concordance for hate:

 

1. Genesis 37:4 (view chapter)
(NLT)
But his brothers hated Joseph because of their father's partiality. They couldn't say a kind word to him.

2. Genesis 37:5 (view chapter)
(NLT)
One night Joseph had a dream and promptly reported the details to his brothers, causing them to hate him even more.

3. Genesis 37:8 (view chapter)
(NLT)
"So you are going to be our king, are you?" his brothers taunted. And they hated him all the more for his dream and what he had said.

4. Genesis 23:9 (view chapter)
(NLT)
... me have the cave of Machpelah, down at the end of his field. I want to pay the full price, of course, whatever is publicly agreed upon, so I may have a permanent burial place for my family." ...

5. Genesis 34:11 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...s father and brothers. "Please be kind to me, and let me have her as my wife," he begged. "I will give whatever you require. ...

6. Genesis 31:16 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...od has given you from our father are legally ours and our children's to begin with. So go ahead and do whatever God has told you." ...

7. Genesis 30:28 (view chapter)
(NLT)
How much do I owe you? Whatever it is, I'll pay it."

8. Genesis 27:41 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Esau hated Jacob because he had stolen his blessing, and he said to himself, "My father will soon be dead and gone. Then I will kill Jacob."

9. Genesis 41:55 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...the people began to starve. They pleaded with Pharaoh for food, and he told them, "Go to Joseph and do whatever he tells you." ...

10. Exodus 23:5 (view chapter)
(NLT)
If you see the donkey of someone who hates you struggling beneath a heavy load, do not walk by. Instead, stop and offer to help.

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