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Subject: FunnySermons Daily Christian Humor
Send date: 2008-03-25 08:29:21
Issue #: 130
Content:

Hello [FIRSTNAME],
Today's humorous theme is: Question.
A concordance is listed below the anecdote.


 

The Mechanical Doctor
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic who was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands and said, "So doc, look at this engine, I open its heart, take valves out, fix them, put 'em back and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."


Concordance for question:

 

1. Genesis 31:32 (view chapter)
(NLT)
... find anything that belongs to you, I swear before all these relatives of ours, I will give it back without question." But Jacob didn't know that Rachel had taken them. ...

2. Exodus 18:19 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...d may God be with you. You should continue to be the people's representative before God, bringing him their questions to be decided. ...

3. Deuteronomy 19:18 (view chapter)
(NLT)
They must be closely questioned, and if the accuser is found to be lying,

4. 1 Samuel 17:29 (view chapter)
(NLT)
"What have I done now?" David replied. "I was only asking a question!"

5. 1 Samuel 17:31 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Then David's question was reported to King Saul, and the king sent for him.

6. 1 Kings 10:1 (view chapter)
(NLT)
... heard of Solomon's reputation, which brought honor to the name of the Lord, she came to test him with hard questions. ...

7. 1 Kings 10:3 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Solomon answered all her questions; nothing was too hard for the king to explain to her.

8. 1 Kings 22:7 (view chapter)
(NLT)
But Jehoshaphat asked, "Isn't there a prophet of the Lord around, too? I would like to ask him the same question."

9. 2 Chronicles 9:1 (view chapter)
(NLT)
When the queen of Sheba heard of Solomon's reputation, she came to Jerusalem to test him with hard questions. She arrived with a large group of attendants and a great caravan of camels loaded with spi

10. 2 Chronicles 9:2 (view chapter)
(NLT)
When she met with Solomon, they talked about everything she had on her mind. Solomon answered all her questions; nothing was too hard for him to explain to her.

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