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Subject: FunnySermons Daily Christian Humor
Send date: 2008-03-26 08:25:20
Issue #: 131
Content:
Hello [FIRSTNAME],
Today's humorous theme is: Oath.
A concordance is listed below the anecdote.


Under Oath
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.


Concordance for oath:

1. Genesis 50:5 (view chapter)
(NLT)
He told them, "Tell Pharaoh that my father made me swear an oath. He said to me, 'I am about to die; take my body back to the land of Canaan, and bury me in our family's burial cave.' Now I need to go

2. Genesis 24:8 (view chapter)
(NLT)
If she is unwilling to come back with you, then you are free from this oath. But under no circumstances are you to take my son there."

3. Genesis 24:9 (view chapter)
(NLT)
So the servant took a solemn oath that he would follow Abraham's instructions.

4. Genesis 50:25 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Then Joseph made the sons of Israel swear an oath, and he said, "When God comes to lead us back to Canaan, you must take my body back with you."

5. Genesis 47:31 (view chapter)
(NLT)
"Swear that you will do it," Jacob insisted. So Joseph gave his oath, and Jacob bowed in worship as he leaned on his staff.

6. Genesis 26:31 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Early the next morning, they each took a solemn oath of nonaggression. Then Isaac sent them home again in peace.

7. Genesis 21:31 (view chapter)
(NLT)
So ever since, that place has been known as Beersheba-"well of the oath"-because that was where they had sworn an oath.

8. Genesis 26:33 (view chapter)
(NLT)
So Isaac named the well "Oath," and from that time to this, the town that grew up there has been called Beersheba-"well of the oath."

9. Genesis 25:33 (view chapter)
(NLT)
So Jacob insisted, "Well then, swear to me right now that it is mine." So Esau swore an oath, thereby selling all his rights as the firstborn to his younger brother.

10. Genesis 24:41 (view chapter)
(NLT)
But if you go to my relatives and they refuse to let her come, you will be free from your oath.'

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