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Hello [FIRSTNAME],
Today's humorous theme is: Fool.
A concordance is listed below the anecdote.

Spading The Garden
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Bubba
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Bubba

Concordance for fool:

1. Genesis 27:11 (view chapter) (NLT) "But Mother!" Jacob replied. "He won't be fooled that easily. Think how hairy Esau is and how smooth my skin is! 2. Genesis 39:17 (view chapter) (NLT) she told him her story. "That Hebrew slave you've had around here tried to make a fool of me," she said. 3. Genesis 31:28 (view chapter) (NLT) Why didn't you let me kiss my daughters and grandchildren and tell them good-bye? You have acted very foolishly! 4. Numbers 12:11 (view chapter) (NLT) he cried out to Moses, "Oh, my lord! Please don't punish us for this sin we have so foolishly committed. 5. Numbers 16:14 (view chapter) (NLT) ... land flowing with milk and honey or given us an inheritance of fields and vineyards. Are you trying to fool us? We will not come." ... 6. Numbers 22:29 (view chapter) (NLT) "Because you have made me look like a fool!" Balaam shouted. "If I had a sword with me, I would kill you!" 7. Deuteronomy 32:6 (view chapter) (NLT) Is this the way you repay the Lord, you foolish and senseless people? Isn't he your Father who created you? Has he not made you and established you? 8. Deuteronomy 32:21 (view chapter) (NLT) ...s. Now I will rouse their jealousy by blessing other nations; I will provoke their fury by blessing the foolish Gentiles. ... 9. Deuteronomy 32:28 (view chapter) (NLT) "Israel is a nation that lacks sense; the people are foolish, without understanding. 10. 1 Samuel 13:13 (view chapter) (NLT) "How foolish!" Samuel exclaimed. "You have disobeyed the command of the Lord your God. Had you obeyed, the Lord would have established your kingdom over Israel forever.
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