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Hello [FIRSTNAME],
Today's humorous theme is: Wisdom.
A concordance is listed below the anecdote.



The Smart Dean
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.
"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one-of-his colleagues whispers, "Say something."
The dean looks at them and says, "I should have taken the money."


Concordance for wisdom:
1. Exodus 36:1 (view chapter)
(NLT)
"Bezalel, Oholiab, and the other craftsmen whom the Lord has gifted with wisdom, skill, and intelligence will construct and furnish the Tabernacle, just as the Lord has commanded."

2. Exodus 31:3 (view chapter)
(NLT)
I have filled him with the Spirit of God, giving him great wisdom, intelligence, and skill in all kinds of crafts.

3. Exodus 35:31 (view chapter)
(NLT)
The Lord has filled Bezalel with the Spirit of God, giving him great wisdom, intelligence, and skill in all kinds of crafts.

4. Deuteronomy 4:6 (view chapter)
(NLT)
If you obey them carefully, you will display your wisdom and intelligence to the surrounding nations. When they hear about these laws, they will exclaim, 'What other nation is as wise and prudent as t

5. Deuteronomy 34:9 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Now Joshua son of Nun was full of the spirit of wisdom, for Moses had laid his hands on him. So the people of Israel obeyed him and did everything just as the Lord had commanded Moses.

6. Deuteronomy 1:13 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Choose some men from each tribe who have wisdom, understanding, and a good reputation, and I will appoint them as your leaders.'

7. 2 Samuel 14:2 (view chapter)
(NLT)
So he sent for a woman from Tekoa who had a reputation for great wisdom. He said to her, "Pretend you are in mourning; wear mourning clothes and don't bathe or wear any perfume. Act like a woman who h

8. 1 Kings 10:6 (view chapter)
(NLT)
She exclaimed to the king, "Everything I heard in my country about your achievements and wisdom is true!

9. 1 Kings 10:7 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...t believe it until I arrived here and saw it with my own eyes. Truly I had not heard the half of it! Your wisdom and prosperity are far greater than what I was told. ...

10. 1 Kings 10:8 (view chapter)
(NLT)
... these people must be! What a privilege for your officials to stand here day after day, listening to your wisdom! ...

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