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FunnySermons Daily Christian Humor
Subject: FunnySermons Daily Christian Humor
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Issue #: 135
Content:
Hello [FIRSTNAME],
Today's humorous theme is: Greed.
A concordance is listed below the anecdote.

In A Swimsuit
A young lady was explaining to a friend the reason for breaking her engagement to her wealthy fiance.
"I saw him in a swimsuit the other day and he looked so different without his wallet."

Concordance for greed:
1. Genesis 16:2 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...Sarai said to Abram. "Go and sleep with my servant. Perhaps I can have children through her." And Abram agreed. ...

2. Genesis 50:6 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Pharaoh agreed to Joseph's request. "Go and bury your father, as you promised," he said.

3. Genesis 23:9 (view chapter)
(NLT)
... Machpelah, down at the end of his field. I want to pay the full price, of course, whatever is publicly agreed upon, so I may have a permanent burial place for my family." ...

4. Genesis 23:16 (view chapter)
(NLT)
So Abraham paid Ephron the amount he had suggested, four hundred pieces of silver, as was publicly agreed.

5. Genesis 34:18 (view chapter)
(NLT)
Hamor and Shechem gladly agreed,

6. Genesis 29:19 (view chapter)
(NLT)
"Agreed!" Laban replied. "I'd rather give her to you than to someone outside the family."

7. Genesis 42:20 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...y, I will know whether or not you are telling me the truth. If you are, I will spare you." To this they agreed. ...

8. Genesis 34:24 (view chapter)
(NLT)
So all the men agreed and were circumcised.

9. Genesis 37:27 (view chapter)
(NLT)
...aelite traders. Let's not be responsible for his death; after all, he is our brother!" And his brothers agreed. ...

10. Genesis 29:28 (view chapter)
(NLT)
So Jacob agreed to work seven more years. A week after Jacob had married Leah, Laban gave him Rachel, too.

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