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Subject: FunnySermons Daily Christian Humor
Send date: 0000-00-00 00:00:00
Issue #: 137
Content:
Hello [FIRSTNAME],
Today's humorous theme is: Lecture.
A concordance is listed below the anecdote.


Walking Home
One night a man - who was in no shape to drive - wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along the road, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.
"And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.


Concordance for lecture:
1. Acts 19:9 (view chapter)
(NLT)
... the Way, so Paul left the synagogue and took the believers with him. Then he began preaching daily at the lecture hall of Tyrannus. ...

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