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FunnySermons.com Weekly Newsletter for April 25th - 2008
Subject: FunnySermons.com Weekly Newsletter for April 25th - 2008
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Hello [FIRSTNAME],

Sorry for the newsletter coming late, we had problems with our server.  Don't forget that the LaughingStock newsletter is coming soon. Browse this newsletter for more humorous material to use in your sermon.  Have a nice environmental week.

New Illustrations, Anecdotes, One-Liners, and Quotations

We've added 27 new illustrations, quotations, anecdotes and one-liners to add the light touch to next week's sermon.

Illustrations
8 Added

Anecdotes
10 Added

One-Liners
5 Added

Quotations
4 Added

Current News Humor
Some current humor on UFOs, Kenny the Bull and Pacman Jones.
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Current News Quotations

Current quotes from Ted Turner, VP Cheney and Clinton.
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Fate One-Liners

Here are some one-liners about Fate.
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Body One-Liners

Here are some one-liners about the Body.
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Revised Common Lectionary for May 4th

Acts 1:6-14
Psalm 68:1-10, 32-35
John 17:1-11
1 Peter 4:12-14; 5:6-11

 

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FunnySermons.com Administration

 
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