Hello [FIRSTNAME],
Today's humorous theme is: Evil.
A concordance is listed below the anecdote.

Evil An Illusion
The story is told of a Guru who lived deep in the  jungle. Periodically, his followers would go into the jungle, set up camp and listen to his teachings. The main thrust of his teaching was that evil does not exist. "All evil is merely an illusion," he said. During the course of one of his lectures, a huge rhinoceros came charging out of the woods and into the camp destroying everything in sight. The Guru and his followers ran away from the camp and climbed the surrounding trees for safety. When the ferocious animal had gone, everyone came down from the trees and, as the lecture was about to resume, one of the students asked the Guru, "If all evil is an illusion, why did you run away from that rhinoceros?" To which the Guru replied, "What rhinoceros?"

Concordance for evil:
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