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Hello [FIRSTNAME],
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This is a complimentary issue of our newest premium membership
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How to use the LaughingStock newsletter
Scripture Acts 2:1-21
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Theme Words: Mothers, Speaking, Language, Amazed, Morning, Drinking
| Scripture Psalm 104:24-34, 35b
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Theme Words: God, Creation, Prophecy, Panic, Wicked
| Scripture John 20:19-23
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Theme Words: Fear, Joy, Forgiveness, Love
| Scripture 1 Corinthians 12:3b-13
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Theme Words: Curse, Gifts, Advice, Faith, Interpret, Thirst
| Joke of the Week
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| Revised Common Lectionary for May 11th Day of Pentecost
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Acts 2:1-21
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Psalm 104:24-34, 35b
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John 20:19-23
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1 Corinthians 12:3b-13
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