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(registered members only) Psalm 81:1, 10-16
(Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of August 23, 2010)
Psalm 81:1, 10-16 Verse 1: Sing praises to God... Questions: What kinds of music do your kids listen to? Describe it. Punchlines: I'm not saying today's music is bad but the neighborhood dogs can ...
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(Sermon Fillers/Worship)
... "bored with church." Sounds familiar, eh? How can we place ourselves in a position to give our praise to God in a way that will honor Him, and what can we rightly expect "in return" from our corporate ...
- Giving Glory to the God
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... for us as we see God's glory is to give glory to him, in worship and praise. Sovereign Grace Church of Apex, NC ...
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Psalm 16(Sermon Starters/Week Of June 21, 2010)
... "Which tire?" Illustration The American painter, John Sargent, once painted a panel of roses that was highly praised by critics. It was a small picture, but it approached perfection. Although offered ...
- It's Better to Acknowledge
(Sermon Fillers/Anger)
... sure Jesus has a good day-or so that they can avoid having to go to their room. And when they respond to this kind of pressure, and do not show their anger, you may praise them and praise the Lord that ...
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Risk of Losing Face(Sermon Fillers/Humility)
... losing face. Humility is the risk of not being noticed, not being appreciated, not being praised, and not being rewarded. Lowliness runs the obvious risk of being looked down on. And being looked down ...
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We Must Unite to Grow His Kingdom on Earth(Sermon Fillers/Praise)
They were together in their praise to God. When they were released, the first thing that they did was to seek out other believers. Tough times bring people together. Billy Graham, in his comments at the ...
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No Organization will Survive without this(Sermon Fillers/Vision)
... into His eternal purpose. A true vision from God is not self-seeking, but praises God and brings glory to Jesus Christ. Pastor Rodney Johnson Sr. ...
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He Alone is Worthy to be Praised(Sermon Fillers/Holiness)
Holiness and Glory means He alone is worthy to be praised. We are to seek to please Him over and against our pride and personal agendas. This includes anything God has touched. When Moses approached ...
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Psalm 146(Funny Sermon Starters/Week of May 31, 2010)
Read Verse Verse 1: Praise the Lord! Questions: What are your rituals for praising God? Why do these rituals work for you? Punchlines: Praise God like you have just won at the dog track. You know ...
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Is the Foundation of Our House of Christianity(Sermon Fillers/Faith)
... and praise. Faith in God is the foundation of our house of Christianity. Without this foundation our house will fall. The fact of what Christ did and who He is, are the walls that hold. Our obedience ...
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Relax God’s in Charge(Sermon Fillers/God’s Plan)
... SECOND, is to focus our devotion and praise to the LORD. THIRD, avoid deceptions. FOURTH, use your mind. FIFTH, look at all the options. And finally, SIXTH, confirm your choice. All in less time than ...
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Something we all can Do, Even if Deaf(Sermon Fillers/Listening )
Being available to others is also a form of praise and pleasing to God. Our offerings today are not about dragging our livestock or pets to be sacrificed, because Jesus was our sacrifice. So, then, what ...
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Form of Praise and Pleasing God(Sermon Fillers/Praise)
Our praise, as exposited from this text, is a peace offering of thanksgiving. Our Lord wants us to be wholly devoted to Him all the time. This will then flow from us to others. There should be no circumstance ...
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Live Up to the Call Given to Us(Sermon Fillers/Thankful)
As a Christian, we must strive to be more thankful to Him and do our utmost to live up to the call given to us, "By Him therefore let us offer the sacrifice of praise to God continually, that is, the ...
- For The Many Blessings that God Gives Us
(Sermon Fillers/Gratitude)
... even when they seem small to our wants, or even though we may not be able to see them. David was a man after God's own heart, and his heart was full of praise to God, even in times of dire stress. He knew ...
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Psalm 104:24-34, 35(Sermon Starters/Week Of May 17, 2010)
Psalm 104:24-34, 35 Theme Praise God's works. One-Liners Praise your children even if it frightens them at first. God does wonderful works; it's man's works that I continually worry about. Anecdote ...
- Psalm 104:24-34, 35
(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of May 17, 2010)
... introduced her with lavish words of praise. He spoke of her loyalty to her job, her superior intelligence, her marvelous sense of humor, her outstanding knowledge of modern library systems, her remarkable ...
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There Is Full Bloom(Sermon Fillers/Adoration)
... we find anyone aglow with personal love for Christ. I trust it is not uncharitable to say that in my opinion a great deal of praise in conservative circles is perfunctory and forced, where it is not downright ...
- I will Rejoice in the Lord
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The secret of joy is not to wait until you feel happy, but to rise, by an act of faith, out of the depression which is dragging you down and begin to praise God as an act of choice. This is the meaning ...
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