Illustrations Anecdotes Listening I Wasn't Listening | I Wasn't Listening |
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"I object, Your Honor, I object
to every word!" shouted Taylor, jumping to his feet. "The witness's entire testimony is a tissue of lies. It must be stricken from the record!" "No need," said the judge calmly, motioning the attorney to be seated. "I wasn't listening."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 762 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for January 11th 2008
[Year B]
First Sunday After Epiphany
Genesis 1:1-5
Psalm 29
Mark 1:4-11
Acts 19:1-7
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