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A man went to the Police Station
wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"  Quote this article on your site | Views: 542 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for January 11th 2008
[Year B]
First Sunday After Epiphany
Genesis 1:1-5
Psalm 29
Mark 1:4-11
Acts 19:1-7
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