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A pastor was standing at the
Church doorway, shaking hands with the parishioners as they filed out. The pastor spotted a man who, prior to that Sunday morning, hadn't seen the inside of a Church in ten years. He pulled the man aside and said, "Glad to see you again. Are you ready for service in the Army of the Lord?" The man looked all around, then whispered in the pastor's ear, "I'm in the Secret Service." Quote this article on your site | Views: 545 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for January 11th 2008
[Year B]
First Sunday After Epiphany
Genesis 1:1-5
Psalm 29
Mark 1:4-11
Acts 19:1-7
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