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PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE:
With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" -- Jay Leno COSTS: Gas prices have jumped above three dollars a gallon in some parts of California and Hawaii, and may hit that level in other parts of the country when the busy summer driving season approaches. The only people happy about this: gas companies and the global warming crowd. CREEPY: Workers at a Malaysian airport cargo complex found 2,400 snakes of a protected species in crates bound for Hong Kong sent by smugglers in Thailand. The banded rat snake is an expensive delicacy in some Asian countries. Workers became suspicious when they heard hissing and slithering sounds. I would not want to be the one to open that first crate, but I think it would be a great plot for a movie. APOLOGIZE: The weather across the country this week went from extremes of cold, snowy weather to warm, sunny weather -- out of habit JetBlue apologized. HYPOCRITE: It was announced this week that Al Gore's Tennessee home uses 20 times the energy as the average house. Now, I think that is an inconvenient truth. FINDINGS: This week aired a James Carmeron's film about the tomb of Jesus. How do they know? It happened 2000 years ago. Right now, we can't even find Bin Laden. EMPLOYMENT: Retired Dalls Cowboys Head Coach Bill Parcells is returning to ESPN. He will become part of the cable network "Monday Night Countdown." Just what foodball needs -- another announcer like John Madden, only without his annoying personality and charisma. DISLIKE: The bad news according to a new study is that Americans hate their jobs more than ever before; the good news is that today is Sunday.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 404 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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