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A man was stranded on the
proverbial deserted island in the Pacific for years. One day a boat came sailing into view, and the man frantically waved and got the skipper's attention. The boat landed on the beach, and the skipper got out to greet the stranded man. After a while the rescuing sailor asked the castaway, "What are those three huts you've built?" The stranded man replied, "That first hut is my house." "What's that next hut?" asked the sailor. "I built that for my church." "What about the third hut?" "Oh," the castaway answered solemnly, "that's where I used to go to church." Quote this article on your site | Views: 478 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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