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Billy Bob and his family moved
from Alabama to Maine so his Paw could find better work picking potatoes. The next day Billy Bob started his first day of kindergarten. When he got home he rushed to tell his Paw, "Paw, Paw, Teacher asked us to re-cite the alphabet today and I was the only one that could!" His Paw replied "That's cause your from Bama, son!" The next day he came home and told his Paw "Paw, Paw, Teacher asked us to count as high as we could and I counted the highest!" His Paw replied, "That's cause your from Bama, son!" The next day, he came home and told his Paw "Paw, Paw, today, when we was all in a line, I noticed I was the biggest of all! And I bet that's cause I'm from Bama, huh Paw?" His Paw replied, "No son, that's cause your 17 years-old."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 501 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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