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Do you ever try to move your
clock ahead an hour, but it's a digital clock, so you press the little button, and it starts going ahead slowly, taking forever. So you decide to hold the burton down and see what happens, and it goes like a million miles an hour into the future? It's like Planet of the Apes, all of a sudden it's the year 2504, everyone you know is dead, and the planet is being run by apes. Quote this article on your site | Views: 549 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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