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Saturday, 31 March 2007

Easter is only a week away.  This weeks newsletter includes links to many one-liners, anecdotes, and illustrations appropriate for an Easter sermon.

The Revised Common Lectionary includes verses from Isaiah, Psalm, John, and Acts.  Follow the links below to the Revised Common Lectionary passages with links to appropriate humor:

 

 
  • Isaiah 65:17-25
         Themes: Wonderful
                  He Works At It
         One-Liners: Wonderful
                  Youth Is Wonderful
              Wonderful Ride (non-humorous)
  • Psalm 118:1-2, 14-24
         Themes: Demonstrate, Love
                  Couldn't Fool Him
              Beef Liver
              Warmth Of Your Love (non-humorous)
         One-Liners: Love, Demonstrate
                   Deception
               Be Friendly (non-humorous)
  • John 20:1-18
         Themes: Resurrection, Crying, Grove
         One-Liners: Risen
                  Joyful News (non-humorous)
  • Acts 10:34-43
         Themes: Salvation
                  Ain't From This Town
              Starting To Forget (non-humorous)
         One-Liners: Salvation
                  Workout
    		•

    Follow the links on the Verses to view the selected Revised Common Lectionary passage.  Each of the passages will contain links to further anecdotes and illustrations.

    The links under the passages additional themed illustrations, both humorous and non-humorous.  One Liners are also listed below the verse on the left.

    Needing some quick April Fool's Day jokes? One-liners are here, anecdotes here.

    Also this week we've included a page of Easter illustrations.  It can be found here.

    Needing something a little more current.  We've added a new page for the first week of April with jokes coming from current events.

    Again, thank you for your patients while we grow our site.  The site has both grown and changed tremendously over the last couple weeks.  We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused.  If you have any questions, comments or concerns, we'll be happy to help.

    Sincerely,
    FunnySermons.Com Administration.


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