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A man was fishing on a river bank
at an isolated spot where he was certain no one would see him. Suddenly, out of the bushes, a stranger appeared. "Have you had any luck?" the stranger asked politely. "I sure have," said the fisherman. "I caught twenty-one pike, sixteen bass and a half-dozen catfish." "That's very interesting," the stranger replied. "Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Jones. And I'm the toughest game warden in this State." "Pleased to meet you" the fisherman replied. "My name is Smith, and I'm the biggest liar in this State." Quote this article on your site | Views: 448 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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