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Friday, 20 April 2007

Eli Black was a brilliant businessman best know for two events in his life:  He masterminded the multimillion dollar takeover of the United Fruit conglomerate, and he jumped to his death from the 42nd floor of the Pan Am building in New York City.
In the book "An American Company," an executive described a business lunch he had with Eli Black.  When the waitress brought a plate of cheese and crackers as an appetizer, Mr. Black reached out and took them, placed them on the table, blocked them with his arms, and continued talking.  The executive hadn't eaten for hours and hinted that he would like a cracker.  But Mr. Black acted as though he hadn't heard him and went on with the business meeting.  After a while, Mr. Black placed a cracker and cheese on the tips of his fingers and continued to talk.  Several moments later, Mr. Black placed the cracker on the Executive's plate and then blocked the rest as before.  It was clear that Mr. Black was in charge, manipulating others as he pleased.  When you play "follow the leader," check to see who is at the head of the line.  Eli Black, for all his power, ended up in suicide.  Jesus Christ, in all His humility, ended up the Savior of the world.


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