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The philosophy of this soldier could apply to many of us: One of two things is certain: either you're mobilized, or you're not mobilized. If you're not mobilized, there is no need to worry; if you are mobilized, one of two things is certain: either you're behind the lines, or you're at the front. If you're behind the lines, there is no need to worry; if you are at the front, one of two things is certain: either you're resting in a safe place, or you're exposed to danger. If you are resting in a safe place, there is no need to worry; if you're exposed to danger, one of two things is certain: either you're wounded, or you're not wounded. If you're not wounded, there is no need to worry; if you're wounded seriously, or if you're wounded slightly. If you're wounded slightly, there is no need to worry; if you're wounded seriously, one of two things is certain: either you recover, or you die. If you recover, there is no need to worry; if you die, you can't worry.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 529 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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