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A man is driving down the street, and he slows down instead of stopping at the stop sign. A cop pulls him over and the guy asks what he did wrong. The cop tells him he slowed down for the stop sign, instead of coming to a complete stop. The man says, "what's the difference?" The cop says, "get out the car, and I will show you." The guy gets out and the cop starts beating him with his night stick. When the cop is done hitting the guy, he asks the guy if he wants him to stop or slow down.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 402 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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