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If you must speed on the highway -- sing these hymns loudly: at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me" at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah" at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee" at 75 mph... "Nearer Still Nearer" at 85 mph... "This World is not my Home" at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home" at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories"  Quote this article on your site | Views: 608 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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