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Gertrude was making her first parachute jump. The instructor said, "First, you pull the big cord. If it doesn't work, you pull the little cord. There will be a red pickup truck waiting for you when you land." Gertrude made her first jump. She pulled the big cord, nothing happened, so she pulled the little cord. Still nothing happened. "That's just great," she muttered. "Now I suppose the red pickup truck won't be there either."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 587 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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