PROBLEMS:
A train carrying a load of  NASA astronauts crashed in Alabama while crossing a bridge. No one was hurt.  Astronauts can't even make it to the launch pad now.
MESSAGES:
The U.S. Army has ordered soldiers to stop posting to blogs or sending personal e-mail messaged, without first clearing the content with superior officers. But seriously, thanks for defending our freedom of expression.
STEALING:
"Spider-Man 3" is racking up huge numbers with its Asia premiere. It was the biggest single day ever recorded in Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, and Philippines, which is amazing since most people in China already have the DVD.
BANNED:
Folk singer and anti-war activist Joan Baez says she doesn't know why she was not allowed to perform for recovering soldiers recently at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. I don't know but I think it has something to do with the words: "Anti-war activist."
PUBLICITY:
At least fourteen books about Princess Diana are scheduled for publication the year, which is the 10th anniversary of her death. Mother Teresa died the same week.  How many books have been written about her?
EXPENSE:
According to the New York Post, Hilary Clinton used three private jets in one day which costs almost as much as a haircut for Senator John Edwards.
EXCESSIVE:
A judge is suing a drycleaners for $67 million due to lost pants. He claimed that he endured "mental suffering."  This lawsuit could only happen in America.
STUPIDITY:
A German phone thief led police right to his front door when they called the stolen cell phone to say he had won some free beer. He willingly gave them his address.
PUNISHMENT:
Alec Baldwin was on "The View" this past week. I think it was a form of punishment.
IMPORTANCE:
People staying at the Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa won't find the Gideon Bible in the nightstand drawer. Instead, on the bureau will be a copy of "An Inconvenient Truth." The environment is important issue but so is getting into heaven.
CHEATING:
There has been a major cheating scandal at the business school at Duke University. I bet these students will be CEOs someday.
STRESS:
Scientists in Japan say they have developed a patch you put on your cat's paw that will tell you if you cat is suffering from stress. How can a cat have stress? They sleep 23 hours a day.
PROM:
For many high school students, their prom will be coming up. In North Dakota, a high school couple arrived at their prom, not in a limousine, but in a John Deere tractor. (USE THIS AS A LEAD-IN. NOW TELL A STRANGE EVENT FROM ONE OF YOUR PROMS.)

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