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Friday, 11 May 2007
Ken Sinchar pulled up to the drive-through window at a McDonald's restaurant in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and requested something that wasn't on the menu — Lori Sherbondy's hand in marriage. The couple's McRomance started when they met at the drive-through, and soon their feelings for each other had Super-Sized. When it came time to pick a location for their wedding, the drive-through just seemed made to order. Lori took up her familiar position at the drive-through window and when Ken pulled up in his mimvan they exchanged vows. A judge, not Mayor McCheese, performed the ceremony as the couple held hands through the window; Ken's parents sat in the backseat as witnesses (and to hold the drink tray). The September 2005 ceremony was convenient, and the service was fast. I wonder if Ken and Lori (aka Big Mac and his sexy little love McMuffin) are planning on having any small fries?

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