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A preacher stood before the congregation and received the offerings at the conclusion of the collection. After staring forlornly into the basket, the preacher said to the gathering, "Our latest advertising campaign has been a great success. We have advertised that the poor would be welcome in this Church." Then, glancing once more into the nearly empty basket he added, "and obviously they are here today in large numbers!" Quote this article on your site | Views: 677 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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