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Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes had the reputation of being absent-minded. One day on a train out of Washington, Holmes was studying a pending case when the conductor asked for his ticket. The jurist searched each pocket nervously, but to no avail. "Don't be concerned, Mr. Justice Holmes," the conductor said. "We know who you are. When you return to Washington, you can send us the ticket at your convenience." Holmes lowered his eyes and shook his head sadly. "Thank you, my good man, but you don't seem to understand the problem. It's not a question of whether I'll pay the fare. The problem is: Where am I going?"  Quote this article on your site | Views: 616 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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