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MANAGEMENT: That's very interesting. TRANSLATION: I disagree. MANAGEMENT: I don't totally disagree with you. TRANSLATION: You may be right, but I don't care. MANAGEMENT: You have to show some flexibility. TRANSLATION: You have to do it whether you want to or not. MANAGEMENT: You obviously put a lot of work into this. TRANSLATION: This is awful. MANAGEMENT: Help me to understand. TRANSLATION: I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't think you do either. MANAGEMENT: You need to see the big picture. TRANSLATION: My boss thinks it's a good idea. MANAGEMENT: We're going to follow a strict methodology here. TRANSLATION: We're going to do it my way. MANAGEMENT: I'd like your buy-in on this. TRANSLATION: I want someone else to blame when this thing bombs.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 373 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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