Holiday LaughingStock Issue Now Available
18 pages of Christmas & New Years Illustrations, Anecdotes, Stories, and One-Liners
Click Here...
| How To Humor Ebooks from FunnySermons.com Click Here $1.99 each |
These five Ebooks will show you how to use humor effectively in the pulpit. Use humor today. Click Here all for $6.49 |
Illustrations Anecdotes Love Frostbite | Frostbite |
|
|
|
| Friday, 18 May 2007 | ||||
Getting tangled up in a new romance on the Web is becoming more and more common. One man, Charles Gonsoulin, met a woman on the Internet and even though she lived in Canada, he felt compelled to meet her. There was only one problem. Due to a 1984 robbery conviction, Gonsoulin was barred from entering Canada. Gonsoulin said, "But I was a desperate man." He decided he would sneak across the border from Pembina, North Dakota, and visit his Canadian girlfriend in Winnipeg. The February walk "was a lot worse than I thought," Gonsoulin said, because the ground was covered in heavy snow. "When I found him, he was babbling and incoherent," said Corporal Don McKenna of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. "He didn't know who he was or where he was." So did he ever hyperlink up with his cybermate? Nope. In fact, after walking more than one hundred hours in the snow. Gonsoulin had only traveled a little over four miles. He was treated in a hospital and then deported back to the United States — well, most of him was deported. The exchange rate for his trip was pretty severe. He lost five toes and all of his fingers due to frostbite. "I will never regret it. I'm in love," Gonsoulin said. He can still surf the Net, but his bowling days are over.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 449 | Print | E-mail
Only registered users can write comments. |
||||
| < Prev | Next > |
|---|
Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
Copyright 1992 by the Consultation on Common Texts (CCT). Nashville: Abingdon Press.
Copyright © 2005 - 2008 FunnySermons.com - Humorous Sermon Illustrations and Funny Christian Anecdotes.
Designed by JoomlArt.com
Joomla! is Free Software released under the GNU/GPL License.
