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Mrs. Crumps was called to
serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in
capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial
from running its proper course. But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness and quiet calm, and tried to convince her that she was appropriate to serve on the jury. "Madam," he explained, "this is not a murder trial! It's a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the $12,000 he had promised to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday." "Well, okay," agreed Mrs. Crumps, "I'll serve. I guess I could be wrong about capital punishment after all."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 350 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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