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At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels." On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push." On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." On a Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming." Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 380 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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