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An angel was walking down the street of a nearby town. In the angel's right hand was a torch and in the left was a bucket of water. "What are you going to do with that fire and water?" a passerby inquired. The angel replied, "With the torch, I'm going to burn down the mansions of heaven, and with the bucket of water, 'I'm going to put out the fires of hell. Then we'll see who really loves God."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 718 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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