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Mrs. Bush tells grads not to ignore world "With your dedication to others, you'll always have a big impact on the world, and you'll find happiness along the way." -- Laura Bush on Happiness
Tiger Woods commenting on his father passing during British Open "I love my dad and miss him very much." -- Tiger Woods
Pope strives to heal wounds from WWII "Together we will pray that the wounds of the past century will heal, thanks to the remedy that God in his Mercy has prescribed for us by calling us to forgive each other." -- Pope Benedict XVI on mercy and forgiveness
Hillary Clinton commenting on American youth "The culture in which we're raising children really argues against hard work. It's a culture that has a premium on instant gratification." -- Hillary Rodham Clinton on hard work
President Bush discussing the future of freedom "The message has spread from Damascus to Tehran that the future belongs to freedom, and we will not rest until the promise of liberty reaches every people in every nation." -- George W. Bush on the promise of liberty
President Bush on the Iraq War "The war began on my watch, but it's going to end on your watch." -- George W. Bush on persistence
Cosby calls for end to violence "You've got to teach your children how to think. You watch one blow the other one's head off and how can you feel good about yourself?" -- Bill Cosby on raising children
Bob Barker on retiring from "The Price is Right." "The thing that surprises me most is that I got through the whole (show) without crying." -- Bob Barker on sadness
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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