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Friday, 15 June 2007

County Radio disses Dixie Chicks
I don't want people to think that me not wanting to be part of county music is any sort of revenge. It is not. It is totally me being who I am, and not wanting to compromise myself and hate my life.
--Natalie Maines

'Just Wait' tells it all between Bush, Putin
I talked about my desire to promote institutional change in parts of the world like Iraq where there's a free press and free religion... a lot of people in our country would hope that Russia would do the same thing.
-- George W. Bush

Brown doesn't deserve Knicks' money after putrid season
We hired (Brown) last summer with the expectation that he would be with the Knicks' for a long time.
-- James Dolan

Tributes to boy after sea tragedy
He was extremely well - known in the village of Coedpoeth and the family are extremely grateful for the love and support they have received from the whole community.
-- Callum

Pope meets Auschwitz survivors
By destroying Israel with the Shoah, they ultimately wanted to tear up the taproot of the Christian faith and to replace it with a faith of their own invention.
-- Unknown

Pope poised to visit Poland
We must be strong in the faith.
-- Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz

Some lawmakers wary of fight over FBI raid
For congressional leaders to make these self-serving arguments in the midst of serious scandals in Congress only further erodes the faith and confidence of the American people.
-- David Vitter

Rape used as a weapon in Congo
How does one forget something like this? Only revenge can make me forget what happened to me.
-- Unknown, CNN

Flag Day - June 14, 2007
The whole inspiration of our life as a nation flows out from the waving folds of this banner.

The flag of the United States has not been created by rhetorical sentences in the Declarations of Independence and in the Bill of Rights. It has been created by the experience of a great people, and nothing is written upon it that has not been written by their life. It is the embodiment, not of a sentiment, but of a history.
-- Woodrow Wilson


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