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Illustrations Prayer Where Are You, Lord? | Where Are You, Lord? |
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The parish priest in a town named Austerity climbed way up in the church's steeple to be nearer to God. He wanted to hand down God's Word to his parishioners, like Moses of old. Then, one day he indeed thought he heard something. The priest cried aloud from the steeple, "Where are you, Lord? I can't seem to hear your voice clearly." And the Lord replied, "I'm down here among my people. Where are you?" Brewer Mattocks  Quote this article on your site | Views: 661 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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