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No-Win Situation Senator Hillary Clinton was booed again Wednesday morning at the Take Back America conference in Washington. At first, she was enthusiastically received as she bashed the Bush administration's "stunning record of secrecy and corruption" but the crowd became less friendly when she began talking about Iraq. Whether you are a Democrat, a Republican or whoever, Iraq is a no-win situation. Strange Orlando police say someone stole a man's wallet and his beer after striking him on the head with a prosthetic leg. Antonio Jennings was approached by two men Monday night. One of the men hit him with the fake leg. Police reported that the man was "hopping mad." A golfer attempt to get out of the rough and back on the fairway started a grass fire that burned about 20 acres near a Reno, Nevada, golf course. Officials said the golfer had knocked his ball into dry grass beyond the course on Monday afternoon. When he tried to play back to the fairway, his club struck something that created a spark. The officials also reported that the golfer's game that day was smoking. Banning China's federal government has banned police officers from dyeing their hair unnatural colors and issued 18 other behavioral codes. I see China is enforcing proper police codes, but still nothing on human rights. Unbearable Passengers on a Continental Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Newark, New Jersey had to hold their noses for hours as sewage overflowed from toilets while they were over the Atlantic. In this situation, the passengers would have actually wanted to see the oxygen masks drop. Desperate A biker on a New York street snatched up a preschooler and pulled her to safety, after spotting the 4-year-old walking in traffic with a sheet over her head, while a 13-year-old babysitter sister slept in their home. Rudi Giuliani used the incident by claiming that that sort of thing never happened when he was major on 9/11. Good Life State bear managers in Montana recently trapped a 7 foot, 6 inch male grizzly that weighed 750 pounds even after a winter of hibernation. Expects say the younger bear captured this spring hasn't reached its full size, and could weigh 900 pounds by next fall. How great is a bear's life? All they do is sleep for five months and then spend the rest of the year getting fat so you can sleep another five months. It sounds to me like bears have behaviors like teen-agers. New Game Show CBS has announced its newest game show, "Power of 10," which features Drew Carey as the host. The contestants try to predict the answer to poll questions. The first question is worth $5,000 and each question after that raises the prize 10 times in value, all the way up to a $10 million grand prize. I know Drew Carey is a comedian and not a mathematician, but how can you get ten million just by adding a zero onto five thousand. However, Drew Carey is happy he is hosting a show where the points do matter. Enforce The NFL will push to better enforce its system of whistle blowing on concussions during training camps next month. Why can't they just put more padding in the helmets? I am more concerned about players forearming other in the throat? Replacement Following the endorsement of newly retired "Price Is Right" host Bob Baker, Rosie O'Donnell says she is, in fact, interested in Baker's old job hosting the long-running CBS game show. Rosie is looking forward to hassling suburban housewives looking at kitchen appliances the way she hassled Hasselbeck. I think she is more suited to host some type of wrestling show.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 208 | Print | E-mail
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