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Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot Dear God, Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool. - Eugene Dear God, I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Allison Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that a trick? - Lucy Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?- Anita Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -Cindy Dear God, Who draws the lines around countries? - Nan Dear God, The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool". But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - Edward Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? - Neil Dear God, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. - Robert Dear God, Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce Dear God, Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. - Tom  Quote this article on your site | Views: 593 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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