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Friday, 13 July 2007
Have you ever observed the power of the watermelon seed? It has the power of drawing from the earth and through itself 200,000 times its own weight! When you can tell me how it takes this material and out of it colors an outside surface beyond the imitation of art, and then forms inside itself a white rind, and within that, a red heart, thickly inlaid with black seeds, each of which in turn is capable of drawing through itself 200,000 times its own weight.
When you can explain to me the mystery of the simple watermelon, then you can ask me to explain to you the mystery of God.
William Jennings Bryan

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