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Friday, 22 June 2007

Heightened Terror Threat
It's a good reminder that the struggle against terrorism is going to be with us for a long time.
Stephen Hadley (President Bush's national security adviser)

Trained As Suicide Bomber
I said I was afraid to carry out the suicide attack, and Abdul Aziz pointed a gun at me and said 'I'll kill you if you don't.'
Rafiqullah

Toxic Leak
This is unforgivable.  You say there's no leak before you really know...The delay in information was especially inexcusable.
Kazuo Shii (Japan's Communist Party chief)

Lady Bird Johnson Funeral
You were a great friend to us all.  Take care, dear friend.
Lyndon Nugent (grandson of Lady Bird Johnson)

US Senators Debate Over War
We are at the crossroads of hope and reality, and the time has come to address reality.
Sen. Olympia Snowe, R-Maine

Tough Golf Course

If the average player had to play out there, he'd probably quit the game.  A lot of pros, too.
David Duval (On Augusta National)

Tipster Leads Authorities To Husband Of Slain Singer
I'm glad it's over.  People in the community can feel more at rest, people in Rogers Canyon can feel more at ease.
Albany County Sheriff's Lt. Michael Garcia



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