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A love-struck man will go to just about any extreme to impress the woman of his dreams. An arsonist who appeared before a female judge in Vienna, Austria, was so smitten with her that, after she released him on bail, he asked her out on a date. The judge refused, but that didn't quench the fire in the man's heart. He had a burning desire to see her again, so he started burning more things. The admitted arsonist confessed that his plan was to continue setting fires so he could appear before the female judge again. It worked. She sentenced him to two years in prison. Now that's hot. Quote this article on your site | Views: 555 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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