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Friday, 22 June 2007
Rasmussen Ordered To Withdraw From Tour de France
My career is ruined.  I have no idea what I should do or where I will go.
Michael Rasmussen

House Committee Marks Up Defense Bill

Our goal is the total political collapse of support for Bush's war.
Tom Matzzie  (Washington director for the anti-war group MoveOn.org)

CNN's & YouTube Debate
Tonight is really something of an experiment.  The candidates on this stage don't know how it's going to work, and neither do their campaigns.
Anderson Cooper  (The debate moderator)

Three Killed In Home Invasion
It is a shocking day for everyone.  It's just beyond anyone's understanding.
Larry Tanner  (President and CEO of The Hospital of Central Connecticut)

NFL Tells Vick To Stay Out Of Camp

While it is for the criminal justice system to determine your guilt or innocence, it is my responsibility as commissioner of the National Football League to determine whether your conduct, even if not criminal, nonetheless violated league policies, including the personal conduct policy.
Roger Goodell  (NFL commissioner)

Police Officer Cleared In Videotaped Beating
They say a picture is worth a thousand words.  This video screams and hollers two words, and those two words are 'not guilty.'"
Franz Zibilich  (Attorney for officer)

After Hearing Drew Carey To Host "The Price Is Right"

I'm cool with it.
Bob Barker  (Former host)

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