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The director of religious education was showing off the First Communion class for the benefit of the pastor. She tried to gauge her questions to their intelligence levels so that each child would make a good showing. "Johnny," she said to one of the boys, "is there anything God cannot do?" "Yes, sister," Johnny replied confidently. "Think again, Johnny," she repeated. "Is there anything God cannot do?" "Yes, sister, there is," came the same reply with more emphasis than before. "O.K, Johnny, what is it?" asked the sister in exasperation. Johnny replied triumphantly, "God can't please everybody!"  Quote this article on your site | Views: 590 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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