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'Simpsons' Takes $71.9 Million At Box Office We are ecstatic. It far exceeded even the most optimistic of expectations. Chris Aronson (senior vice president of distribution, 20th Century Fox) Iraqi Reconstruction Security is the paramount challenge that the Iraqi government has to solve, but right behind that is corruption. Stuart Bowen Jr. (special inspector general for Iraq reconstruction) Prime Minister's Party Asks Sunnis To Come Back We need to stand side by side as a national unity government and set aside all differences and cooperate, in order to answer the challenges our people are suffering. Statement from the Islamic Dawa Party Graceland Complex Overhaul As great as it is, it can be so much better. Robert Sillerman (owner of Graceland) Whoopi Goldberg To Be On ABC's 'View' I just figure I'm going to be me. They know who I am and know what I do, so nobody will be surprised if I disagree strongly but not meanly. I'll never be mean. It's just not in me. Whoopi Goldberg Lightning Strikes Twice For Pennsylvania Man It put me up against the wall. When I came to and realized I was alive, the first thing that came to my mind was that I'm pretty lucky. Don Frick (lightning strikes him 27 years to the day)  Quote this article on your site | Views: 312 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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