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Friday, 22 June 2007
Rescuers in a Utah Coal Mine
We're going to get them.  There is nothing on my mind right now except getting those miners out.
Robert Murray (mine operator)

Protest over Rap Lyrics

I'm here in Motown in Detroit as a symbol of when music was not denigrating and was entertaining.
Rev. Al Sharpton

Famous Fossil "Lucy" from Ethiopia Tours U.S.
This is a national treasure.  How come the public has no inkling about this?
King Arega (Ethiopian Attorney)

Lohan Saga Plays out in Court
I feel like a second parent in the sense that I helped raise my family.
Lindsay Lohan

Barry Bonds and Steroids
I never gave him steroids...Training is what provided those power increases.  This guy is one of the hardest working athletes.
Victor Conte (BALCO founder)

Bonds Breaks Record
I have been privileged to hold this record for 33 of those years.  I move over now and offer my best wishes to Barry and his family on this historic achievement.
Henry Aaron

Minorities Growing in U.S.
It's not about ethnicity, it's not about race.  It's about lawful behavior versus unlawful behavior.
Greg Letiecq (group organizer to fight illegal immigration "Help Save Mannassas")

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